Posted by alex c on November 24, 1999 at 22:13:37:
In Reply to: Why do you only put magnets on the small fingers? Why not on all fingers? You put magnets on all toes, don't you? posted by Rex on November 24, 1999 at 22:13:07:
That's good question. When I was 19, my friend from China told me that when he was in China, doctors used magnets to cure his nearsight by placing magnets on his ears. Then that got me interested in magnets. Ever since I placed magnets all over my body trying to cure my near sight and make me feel better. (I was premature aging and unhealthy when I was 19, 10 years ago.) I placed magnets all over my body including all fingers. Nothing worked, except one day I placed north pole on top of both small fingers, I got sick. I sneezed and coughed at night and kept me awake. i climbed the stairs at school. felt like an old man because each step made my heart pound out of my chest. I have worn the north pole on both pinkies like that for the entire week, and I was sick for the entire week.
I thought I will get better after awhile, but i didn't get better. I was sick for the entire week for wearing them like that. Then I finally couldn't stand it no more and took them off. Then I tried switching one pinky to south and leave the other pinky north. Then I felt rejuvenation. TREMENDOUS REJUVENATION. I further perfected by adding magnets at bottom of pinkies, and felt more thorough rejuvenation.
This is how I found the secret to eternity. The rest of the fingers didn't work, and were not even close the the effect I got from the pinkies. Pinkies are the most sensitive finger. maybe it's because small fingers are connected to the heart nerve.
2 years ago, I invented the foot braces. Between the invention of pinky rings and the foot braces, I tried nearly everything I can think of. Tesla coil, inducing wires on my body using high voltage, low amps. Electro-magnetic coils. Nothing worked as good as a pair of rings on the pinkies. Except the foot braces. The foot braces worked, and worked better than the pinky rings.
That's my story on how I discovered immortality. It's not because im a super genius. I am just lucky.